Still think cruises are floating buffets for your grandparents and their bridge club? Well, you know nothing, Jon Snow!
Cruising in 2025 is a whole different ballgame—and most of what you think you know is about as outdated as dial-up internet. From WiFi that actually works to ships that feel more like floating resorts than bingo halls, it’s time to clear the air (and the open seas).
In this article, we’re busting 10 stubborn cruise myths so you can stop missing out—and start packing.
Your dream vacation might be waiting at the port.
Myth #1: Cruises Are Just for Retirees
We get it—somewhere along the way, cruises picked up a reputation as floating retirement homes. Shuffleboard, early bird specials, and 7 p.m. bedtimes, right?
But here’s the thing: Cruising in 2025 is way more “rooftop bar and silent disco” than “knitting circle and prune juice.” Today’s ships are packed with water slides, zip lines, karaoke lounges, world-class dining, and WiFi fast enough to fuel your TikTok addiction.
Families, couples, friend groups, even solo travelers—all aboard. Cruises aren’t just for retirees anymore… though Grandma’s probably still having a great time on deck 9.
Myth #2: You’ll Be Bored at Sea
Some people hear “day at sea” and imagine staring at waves for eight hours, slowly losing the will to live. We’ve got good news: that’s not how cruising works anymore.
Modern ships are more like floating cities—with more to do than you’ll have time for. Think live shows, cooking classes, escape rooms, comedy clubs, trivia tournaments, poolside movies, and yes, a spa in case you do want a nap.
Whether you’re a non-stop activity junkie or just want to sip cocktails with a view, boredom isn’t on the itinerary. Unless you forget to leave your room.
Myth #3: Cruises Are All-Inclusive
We hate to break it to you, but “all-inclusive” on a cruise doesn’t always mean what you think it means. Yes, your fare covers a lot—your room, meals in main dining areas, entertainment—but that unlimited margarita dream? That’s probably extra.
Many cruisers get sticker shock when they realize specialty dining, drinks, WiFi, excursions, and even some fitness classes come with a bill.
The good news? You can cruise smart. With the right planning (and maybe a drink package), you’ll know exactly what’s included—and avoid the awkward moment when you realize that fancy steak dinner wasn’t free.
Myth #4: Cruise Ships Are Crowded and Overpacked
Yes, cruise ships can hold a lot of people, but that doesn’t mean you’ll be elbow-to-elbow in a sea of sunburns and selfie sticks.
The fear of packed pools and endless buffet lines keeps a lot of travelers on land. But modern ships are designed with crowd control in mind: multiple pools, lounges, dining options, and quiet nooks mean you can always find your own space (and peace).
Plus, with staggered activities and smart reservation systems, the chaos is kept to a minimum. So, no, you don’t need to fight for a deck chair at sunrise. Unless you just like the drama.
Myth #5: Cruise Food Isn’t That Great
People still think cruise food is all soggy pasta and mystery meat from a buffet line. And sure, that might’ve been true decades ago—but things have changed (thankfully).
In 2025, cruise dining is a whole experience. We’re talking sushi bars, steak houses, celebrity chef restaurants, late-night tacos, and yes, buffets that actually slap. Even the main dining room meals are plated like they’re trying to impress your in-laws.
Picky eaters, foodies, and midnight snackers—there’s something for everyone. So go ahead, pack the stretchy pants. You’re not going to leave this ship hungry.
Myth #6: You’ll Get Seasick
We’ve all seen the sitcom scene—someone turns green the moment the ship leaves port. But cruising in 2025 isn’t exactly a rollercoaster on water.
Today’s ships are equipped with high-tech stabilizers that keep things surprisingly smooth, even in open seas. Unless you’re sailing through a hurricane (please don’t), most passengers hardly feel a thing.
If you’re extra sensitive, there are plenty of remedies—from wristbands to ginger chews to good ol’ Dramamine. Pack smart, and you’ll be just fine.
Bonus: Watching the sunset with a drink in hand is way better when you’re not hugging a trash can.
Myth #7: You Have to Dress Up Every Night
Worried you’ll need a tux, gown, and personal stylist just to grab dinner? You’re not alone—but you’re also not packing for the Oscars.
While some cruises still offer “formal nights” (read: optional excuse to dress fancy), most evenings are cruise casual—think sundresses, polos, and flip-flops that haven’t seen battle.
If dressing up is your thing, go for it. But if you’d rather keep it comfy, no one’s sending you back to your cabin. In 2025, cruises are more about your vibe than a dress code. Unless you wear Crocs to the steakhouse. Then… we need to talk.
Myth #8: Cruises Are Bad for the Environment
This one’s tricky—because yeah, cruise lines haven’t always had the best track record. But holding onto that outdated view is like judging today’s electric cars by a 1980s gas guzzler.
In 2025, cruise lines are making serious moves toward sustainability: cleaner fuel options, advanced wastewater systems, shore power hookups, and massive efforts to reduce single-use plastics. Some ships even have zero-landfill goals and onboard recycling that would make your neighborhood proud.
Is there still work to do? Absolutely. But cruising is greener than ever—and voting with your vacation dollars helps push the industry even further.
Myth #9: You’ll Feel Trapped on the Ship
The idea of being “stuck” at sea gives some people cabin fever before they even book. Visions of endless hallways, no escape, and nowhere to go? Totally outdated.
Modern cruise ships are massive—think floating resorts with more restaurants, lounges, and activities than you’ll have time to try. And let’s not forget the ports! Most cruises stop in multiple destinations, giving you new adventures on land almost every day.
So, no, you won’t feel trapped. Unless you want to be trapped in the spa with a piña colada. In that case, we fully support your decision.
Myth #10: Cruising Is Too Expensive
A lot of folks hear “cruise” and instantly picture a luxury vacation with a luxury price tag. But in reality? You might spend more on a weekend at a decent hotel.
When you break it down—accommodations, meals, entertainment, and travel between destinations—cruises can actually save you money. Especially with all the deals, bundles, and off-season rates floating around in 2025.
Sure, you can go all-out with suites and private cabanas—but you don’t have to. Whether you’re balling on a budget or living the suite life, there’s a cruise for you. And it probably costs less than you think.
Bonus Myth: There’s Nothing for Vegetarians to Eat
Once upon a time, vegetarians on cruises were stuck with salad bars and sad pasta. But thankfully, that ship has sailed.
In 2025, cruise lines have seriously stepped up their game when it comes to plant-based and vegetarian dining. We’re talking curated vegetarian menus, meatless takes on global dishes, and even fully vegan dining options on some ships.
Whether you’re meat-free by choice or just dabbling in plant-based living, you won’t go hungry. And no, you won’t have to explain what tofu is to your waiter—they’ve got it covered (probably with a delicious coconut curry sauce).
Final Thoughts
Cruising in 2025 isn’t what it used to be—and that’s a very good thing. From high-tech ships and flexible dining to eco-friendly upgrades and something for everyone (yes, even the picky eaters), the old myths just don’t hold water anymore.
So, if you’ve been on the fence, consider this your friendly nudge: stop letting outdated ideas steer your vacation plans.
Your dream getaway might be floating just off the coast.
Ready to ditch the myths and plan a cruise that actually fits you? Let’s chat—we’ll help you find the perfect trip, no bingo required (but who doesn’t like bingo?)
Catch you in the next post. Bye for now!
– Matt
Matt Cameron is an experienced traveler, entrepreneur, and co-owner of Matt and Cathy Cameron Dream Vacations. As an avid cruiser and self-labeled Disney adult he brings unique perspective to his experience and advice. Matt is a Cruise Line International Association member, and a Dream Vacations certified Caribbean Expert. When he’s not planning adventures, Matt spends his time reading and obsessing over everything Disney. He lives in upstate New York, with his wife and son.
